Okay gotta share…I made a donation to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence’s honor because it’s the most brilliant “gotcha” (to me, anyway) I’ve seen in the last 18 months. I’ve always supported PP, will continue to do so, but never in anyone’s honor so the idea of Planned Parenthood getting a couple hundred grand in donations on behalf of this uterine nazi, while he’s getting schlonged with recognition, for it? I simply could not pass it up.
Okay so the credit card nazi (that would be M) has this …snitchy little app that alerts him when ever I use a particular card. And yes it’s very necessary cause I have no will power. It sucks. It feels like one of those cruel electrical collars that zaps spirited little puppies when they bark.
Anyway – just now I get this call….
Him “So, uh, BABY? Is there something I need to know?”
M “Planned Parenthood? You’re not pregnant. You can’t even get pregnant. And this better not be about Kay. The hell?”
Boy this credit card snitches ARE QUICK!!!! I explained it all to him, we had a good laugh over it. Then he asked me to make another donation in his (M’s) name, to honor the man who would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hold women criminally responsible for their miscarriages.